1. Thou shalt not loan a Corvette to anyone.
2. Thou shalt not bring a Corvette to an automatic car wash.
3. Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow owner.
4. Thou shalt not swear at Corvette - for it is very temperamental.
5. Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
6. Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress.
7. Thou shalt not feed with budget fuel grade.
8. Thou shalt not expose Corvette to severe weather conditions.
9. Thou shalt not forget to activate alarm.
10. Thou shalt not acknowledge a Porche or 280Z as being true